upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

outrights:

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 

humblebumble:

lawebloca:

Giant Mutant Spider Dog Prank ** video **

this was amazing

chadontop:

Eatin yo girls pussy like

chadontop:

Eatin yo girls pussy like

"I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is."
— (via ponto-no-i)

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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